really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style
ha Ha… YEAH 👍 Thanks For thee Knew Vocab  Love to Gulp and Slonk sloppily Any Day
One Time I even Got a noise Complaint. . , … Arrested & tacked a , PIG on my way out ….But that’s a Story for Phone, or Off-Line.
 if you’re a Slipperry Slonker , Throat GOAT , or GulpFreak , You Should contact me or    My Estate (by those means (only)).
Contact me if you Gulp, L oud and proud ! Any Sowlawing sorts are welcome.
but get in touch Off-Line, or by Phone, only.
can host / N S AÂ / Discrete if you needÂ
 —Gulpingfan22
… just a guy who love big swallows
“No man ever steps in the same river twice,for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man.”  -Heraclitus
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normal event nobody dead nobody injured
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No Homo We Smokin Penisas
I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!
So so so fucking real
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I didn’t sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins
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